There was a pastor who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The pastor calmly said “No, God will save me.” A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The pastor replied again, “No God will save me.” Eventually the pastor drowned & went to heaven. The pastor asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”