A Family, in Nigeria,

A Family, in Nigeria, was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from London, sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother’s face was practically touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin,
They found a letter, from their sister, pinned to their mother’s chest and it read:
“ Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother’s remains for burial there in Lagos. Sorry, I couldn’t come along, as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under mama’s body, 12 tins of corned beef and 12 tins of luncheon meat. Just divide it among yourselves. On mama’s feet is a brand new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior. There are 4 pairs of Nike shoes, under mama’s head, for Tunde’s sons. Mama is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-shirts. One is for Ola, one for Ayo and the rest for my nephews.
Mama is also wearing one dozen Marks and Spencer bras (your favourite). Just share it among yourselves. The two dozen Fruit of the Loom panties, that mama is wearing, should be distributed among my nieces. Mama is also wearing 8 docker pants. Kola should take one and the rest should be shared among the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on mama’s left wrist. Auntie Ronke, mama is wearing the rings, earrings and necklaces you asked for. Also the six pairs of Channel stockings that mama is wearing should be divided among the Children. I hope they like the colour. Please prise her mouth open and you’ll find a Cartier watch for Pastor Francis. Please take care of finding a dress for mama for her burial”. Your loving sister…………….