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A Man prays to God

  • loosenuts
  • November 14, 2022

A Man prays to God, ‘ God, can you please turn me into a woman for a couple of days so that my wife will feel what it is to work hard for money to sustain this family’.
When he woke up in the morning, God had granted his wish – he was now a woman. She started preparing breakfast for her ‘husband’ and kids, after which she bathed the little ones, ironed their school uniforms, dressed her husband and fed everybody. She later drops the kids at school, came back and cleaned the whole house, washed all dirty clothes, fed the dog and cat before going to drop her husband’s suits at the dry cleaners. She went to the market and bought ingredients and foodstuff. As soon as she got home, she started preparing lunch. In between, she would go and tend the lawns and trim the flowers. After preparing lunch, she dashes off to pick the kids from school. Back home, she’ll feed the kids and helps them with their homework and listens to their tales from school. Husband comes back. She helps him undress, massages his shoulders as she listens to his tales from the office. She goes and picks up the dry clothes, she had earlier washed, and irons them. She hops over to the kitchen and prepares dinner. In between preparation, she’ll sort out the quarrelling kids. After dinner, she clears the table and washes all the plates. She bathes and then tucks the kids in then goes to satisfy her husband’s sexual needs.
On the third night, she prays to God, ‘ Oh God! Now I understand what a wife goes through. Please turn me back to the man I used to be.’
God replied, ‘I wish I could but it is too late now. You are pregnant!’

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