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Exciting Job Opportunities in Sambisa

  • loosenuts
  • November 14, 2022

Our client, a Sambisa based Terrorist Group with branches in strategic locations throughout the North East states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are:

Area Head, Kidnapping:
The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies:

1) Minimum of 10 years experience in terrorist operation. (Membership of ISWAP, Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)
2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, pidgin, English, Chinese and German
3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos
4) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight
5) Ability to easily recognise all Senators, House Members, top political parties’ chieftains and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable)

Photographer:
1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones.
2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.
3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must.
4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must.
Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones

Terrorist Trainee:
1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female.
2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.
3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration.
4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.

Remuneration and benefits:
Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies).
Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.
Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time
Regular appearance on CNN, Al Jazeera, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines.
Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen.

Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to: terrorist_recruitment@BokoConsulting.com

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