BOY: Hey, babe. I’m at your gate. Please come out.
GIRL: I am not at home. I am in South Africa. I left yesterday.
BOY: Ok, fine. Anyway, I brought Fifty K along.
GIRL: What! Wait honey. Just give me five minutes. I’m on my way.
BOY: Huh? Five minutes from South Africa to Lagos?
GIRL: No, Love. I’m nearby at my friend’s place. We call the place “South Africa”.
BOY: Ok, hurry up then. We are waiting for you.
GIRL: You and who?
BOY: Me and my friend. We call him Fifty K. He’s the one who wants to meet you.
GIRL: God punish you and your friend – Fifty K
