My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in my school.
Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is riot in your school. Please don’t go out, don’t follow them, you know your family background, stay in your room. You hear me?
Me: Okay Dad….
(Calls back in five minutes)..
Dad: My son, by the way,what caused the riot?
Me: They increased our school fees from N30000 to N150000. Because our vice Chancellor said we are in the time of CHANGE
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them.
Me: But dad….
Dad: Shut up and join them, carry matchet!! Carry anything…!!! Kill people.
