Daughter: Mom I'm pregnant Mom: How did it happen? Daughter: It was an accident. Mom: You mean to say you were walking on a road and suddenly fell on someone's…

Mother in law: why don't my sons children look like him. Daughter in law; because i have a vagina between my legs not a photocopy machine

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk". Kid: Ok, what do we talk about? Man (making fun…

Nothing hurts more than having boils in your two armpits nobody will want to borrow you money because you will be walking like a Rich Man

Have you noticed that the 5 vowel sound a e i o u are mostly use during sex?

"Nose ring, Waist chain, Navel ring, Leg chain" Now bank door has refused to open for you! IRON LADY

I called my girlfriend with my friend’s phone and she answered: "Hey my Love" She just knew me! I love her so much!

Having greedy friends is very stressful! See my life now! I'm drinking yogurt in the toilet!

I hate sex so much, Even if I marry, I will not touch my wife! Her duty is just to take good care of our children!

The worst thing about dating rich men is that the break up is always announced by the gate man "Oga say make I no open gate for you"