Wife; I lost the house key again Husband: it's in your jeans Wife: Hey! Don't drag my family into this! Husband: I mean jeans not genes.

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around and saw nothing.…

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to…

So you want the day off from work, eh? Fair enough...let's take a look at what you're asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are…

There was a pastor who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The pastor calmly said…

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five hundred thousand Naira to compromise this case?”…

A young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,”…

There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant. The interviewing committee first calls in the mathematician. They say…

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined N5,000.” The lawyer stood up and said, “Thanks, your…

A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the…