Phone….ringing….
Wife: where on earth are u?
Husband: honey, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it.
The wife relaxed with a smile.
Wife: Yes, the king of my heart I remember.
Husband: And you remember I didn’t have money to buy it for you at that time and I told you that the necklace will be yours one day. The wife is totally relaxed with a big smile.
Wife: Yes I remember my love
Husband: Good. I am at the beer parlour next to that shop!!!