A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women’s breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn’t show nipples when wet. We killed the idiot immediately
Nigerian Girls love money, I’m telling you, you’ll get angry and tell a girl “Go to hell” She will look at you and be like… “I don’t have transport fare
Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mad man……
When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it’s so matured.
If you want to be my friend, be my friend, If you want to be my enemy, be my enemy, Stop confusing the thunder that will strike you.
Bathroom is for slim girls, Fat girls should go to car wash…
Dear ladies not all guys that follow you to the kitchen are actually romantic. My dear, they just want make sure that you don’t put poison in their food
I bought power bank for 20k at Oshodi … and I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank
Nobody knows shortcuts more than a driver who doesn’t have a driver’s license
When you mistakenly left your phone with your girlfriend and a few minutes later you see her playing with knife … my brother run for your life oooo
