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POLITICAL BOBRISKY

POLITICAL BOBRISKY

Swinging either way (Ac or Dc) or, better put, not knowing which dress you need to wear (or what gender to be addressed as) can be a horrendous poser for a new cross dresser and transgender person.
In Politics, you may commit unforgivable faux pas if you don your old party attire to your new party meeting!
A famous Politician, widely known for having tasted 6 Political Parties (with ‘return matches’ in 2 Parties), had to be reminded which Party meeting being attended so that the appropriate Party attire will be worn!

So you abandoned your Party, for another because;

  1. Your old party didn’t favour you or supported your ambition AND YOU THINK YOUR NEW PARTY WILL …… AND ITS MEMBERS WILL WATCH YOU (JJC) COME AND ENJOY THE SOUP YOU NEVER PARTOOK IN PREPARING.
  2. Your old party is ‘shaking’ AND YOU THINK YOUR NEW PARTY IS ROCK SOLID WITHOUT ITS OWN AGGRIEVED MEMBERS WITH CASES PILED UP IN COURTS.
  3. You were offered a juicy position SO YOU WILL JUMP THE QUEUE, BECAUSE YOU ARE WIZKID abi TIWA, AND THE PARTY LOYALISTS WILL APPLAUD YOU.
  4. You were lured with Millions of Naira, strung on a carrot (laced with political arsenic) AND YOU THINK YOUR NEW FOUND (or recharged) WEALTH WILL NOT BE DISSIPATED IN A VERY SHORT TIME…. AND YOU’LL NEVER GET MORE!

Of course, you will be a temporary twinkle star (enjoying the news blitz and glitz) but, in a very short while, will be shown where you truly belong as a JJC…. at the end of the queue!

So, what does your carpet crossing to another party mean?

  1. You are as stable as the Naira.
  2. You are as trustworthy as a fairly used unthreaded tokunbo tyre.
  3. You are as faithful as a bigamist.
  4. You are as honest as a government contractor.
  5. You are as decisive as a bisexual half cast.
  6. You are as virtuous as a ghetto prostitute.

Yes. Politics is a game and every player has a price BUT are you willing to be a political leper if you lose the game?

There is fame in the game but it will tame you and make you lame and soil your name if you can’t play the game the way your new found party wants it played. DO YOU KNOW THEIR RULES???

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