An old woman boarded a Bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver; “Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me oo.” The driver nodded and then she shoutëd…

BOY: Hey, babe. I'm at your gate. Please come out. GIRL: I am not at home. I am in South Africa. I left yesterday. BOY: Ok, fine. Anyway, I brought…

There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, at the pulpit, he said, ‘if I hear one more…

A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. We killed the idiot immediately…

I stood by the window in the room, watching him keenly First, he removed my top. I kept quiet, waiting to see what he would do next Next, he removed…

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,…

1) Why did the coach bring a pencil and paper to the match? He is expecting to draw! 2) What did one hat say to the other? You stay here.…

Warri Proverbs..? """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ?1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray. ?2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall . ?3. Goat wen…

Wife and husband returned from honey moon and after a week, husband: how did u enjoy the whole week? Wife: the whole week has made my Hole weak

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Killed any?" She asked.…