A mom had three sons.

A mom had three sons. In time for her birthday, her sons decide to each buy her a present. Her first son bought her a car. Her second bought her a house. Her third son Johnny went to see a priest about a certain big parrot he had seen at the father’s house. The parrot could read out the whole bible and Johnny thot this was the perfect gift. However the priest pointed out that it would be very expensive to buy the parrot, so Johnny paid out N1 million for it. At the dinner table, the mother wrote thank you letters to her sons. To the 1st son: Thank you for the car, but I’m too old to drive. To the 2nd son: Thank you for the house, but it will take years to clean that huge house. To Johnny: Thank you for the chicken. It was delicious. Johnny faints