DOCTOR – My eyes are so focused on you like I'm carrying out an operation. Your love runs through my veins even without an injection. My love for you is…

A Nigerian Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the Doctor to call a Police Officer & a Politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to…

On the day of his baptism, Bob was dipped in the Water 3 times by the Pastor, who told him "as from today you are a new creature and your…

Boy: Dad the 30k you send me for fee, I used 10k to bet Dad: What?! Stupid child I have been warning you. You never listen to me. Boy: (interrupting)…

My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in my school. Dad: Hello son, where are you? Me: My hostel. Dad: Good, I heard there is riot…

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and…

Emeka and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank…

Jealous husband: my wife where are you? Wife: at home my love Husband: are you sure? Wife: yes, my dear. Husband: turn on the blender Wife turns blender on reeereeeee…

One night four university students were playing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a…

Phone....ringing.... Wife: where on earth are u? Husband: honey, you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and you totally fell in love with it. The wife…